Nice nose, dude.

Which is scarier:

the goofy, bucktoothed, unsophisticated Ronald of the 60s, or the polished, clean-cut, plastic surgeried Ronald of today?

I think I prefer the old Ronald…he’s more like a demented uncle and less like Michael Jackson.

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This is another internet classic…have to trot these out once in awhile.

It’s amazing, because you can actually see the cat getting uncomfortable and trying to get away before it goes apeshit.

If I hated cops, I would really, really find this entertaining.

On a sad note, the cat was probably killed over this incident.

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Don’t let this be you! Watch:

Where did these go anyway? I stopped getting them and now all I get is hot stock tips and prescription drug offers---booooring.

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This guy must have been a phys-ed teacher at one point.

I just hope this guy didn’t have kids. He would make Alex Baldwin look like father Christmas (click here for reference).

Is there a connection between mustaches and anger? Hitler had a mustache? Hulk Hogan has a mustache.

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Will work for peanuts…other arrangements possible..
This is insanely funny.

Some musings on elephant masturbation:

• Dude, that elephant is a screamer!
• What do they use the elephant cum for? I bet its used for blowing really big bubbles.
• I am sure the prostate-puncher guy gets paid a lot, but what about the women who follow the elephant dick around just waiting for it to drop its load? Maybe it’s like working at an ice cream parlor where the perk is getting to take some home. I bet you gain so much weight during your first year at the zoo. Gross--I just barfed.

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But do they come with chewing gum?

Remember “The Man Show” when it didn’t suck? Those were good times

Thanks to Andrew for alerting us to this gem.
Tomorrow something involving an elephant that you won’t believe until you see.

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How many underpants were harmed during the making of this film?

Hopefully this makes you feel a little bit better about being at work or school today.

Fuck Monday.

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Happy Earth Day!!! Something special today:
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole or (IZ), is one of Hawaii’s most famous figures.
His voice is like buttah.
He died at 38 in 1997 and his many ashes were scattered in the Pacific.

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This is a pretty cool video from the folks at Honda
Apparently, everything that happens in the video really, truly physically happened (except one part, but I’m not sure which).
This video is famous. Here is the first line from it’s very own Wikipedia entry:

The Cog was a dramatic television commercial for the Honda Accord, made (almost completely) without any CGI or trick photography. It was created in 2003 by the London office of advertising agency Wieden+Kennedy.

Here is a Rube Goldberg machine illustration:

Tomorrow: Something emotional, in honor of earth day.
I swear it isn’t someone running at full speed while taking a shit…though that is on its way.

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Meet Butch and Luke, The Bushwackers.

• I have no idea what they’re talking about, but I love watching Butch (left) shake his head the whole time without speaking.



• I am also very pleased by his missing teeth. Did he knock them out for the role?



• I don’t know if you watched professional wrestling back in the day…but these two guys were among the dumbest.



• And no, they weren’t lovers—They were white-trash cousins….um….nevermind.

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I can't tell who's funnier: the landlord or Will's fro. Is that David S.?

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Move over famous bowlers, Kobayashi is my new athletic role model.
After all: “He is arguably the best athlete practicing any sport today.”

Here is my dead-on impression of Kobayashi:

I eat pounds of pig rectum at a time, but it’s okay ‘cause I lift weights.

I bet he gives a nasty blowjob. There. I said it.

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This video is amusing, but rife with commonly held historical innaccuracies. For instance:

1. Myth: George Washington had like 30 goddamn dicks.
   Fact: Historians have argued for thousands of years over the number of dicks George Washington had. By some accounts it was as low as 18, but there are documents claiming the number to be as high as 3,342. Most historians agree that the number is somewhere between 1 and 900 [Rasheed, 675]
   


2. Myth: George Washington fucked the shit out of bears.
   Fact: George Washington never fucked the shit out of any bears. In fact, the bear wasn’t even discovered until 1970 (more than 35 years after George Washington’s fatal car accident) [NYTimes, 3/2/70].
   


3. Myth: George Washington had a Schnauser.
   Fact: Ever since cutting down his fathers cherry tree, George Washington avoided all wood products and dogs [Vonnegut, 84].
   

The only fresh, undisputable fact the writers are privy to is that George Washington rode a crystal horse. Being radioactive, a live horse would have died instantly when he fed the horse its carrots.

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Here, the future governor of California demonstrates his can-do attitude in the face of apathy, disinterest, and even resistance.
Best line:

After watching the mulattoes shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass.

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