Move over famous bowlers, Kobayashi is my new athletic role model.
After all: “He is arguably the best athlete practicing any sport today.”

Here is my dead-on impression of Kobayashi:

I eat pounds of pig rectum at a time, but it’s okay ‘cause I lift weights.

I bet he gives a nasty blowjob. There. I said it.

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This one is long, but evenly peppered with hilarity and can be taken in short doses. Despite my love for StarWars, I can’t help but laugh along while Triumph The Insult Comic Dog takes some batting practice with Star War’s most devoted.

If you haven’t uttered an audible laugh after 3 minuts, just turn it off—your soul is dead.