Will work for peanuts…other arrangements possible..
This is insanely funny.

Some musings on elephant masturbation:

• Dude, that elephant is a screamer!
• What do they use the elephant cum for? I bet its used for blowing really big bubbles.
• I am sure the prostate-puncher guy gets paid a lot, but what about the women who follow the elephant dick around just waiting for it to drop its load? Maybe it’s like working at an ice cream parlor where the perk is getting to take some home. I bet you gain so much weight during your first year at the zoo. Gross--I just barfed.

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How many underpants were harmed during the making of this film?

Hopefully this makes you feel a little bit better about being at work or school today.

Fuck Monday.

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