This guy must have been a phys-ed teacher at one point.

I just hope this guy didn’t have kids. He would make Alex Baldwin look like father Christmas (click here for reference).

Is there a connection between mustaches and anger? Hitler had a mustache? Hulk Hogan has a mustache.

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Will work for peanuts…other arrangements possible..
This is insanely funny.

Some musings on elephant masturbation:

• Dude, that elephant is a screamer!
• What do they use the elephant cum for? I bet its used for blowing really big bubbles.
• I am sure the prostate-puncher guy gets paid a lot, but what about the women who follow the elephant dick around just waiting for it to drop its load? Maybe it’s like working at an ice cream parlor where the perk is getting to take some home. I bet you gain so much weight during your first year at the zoo. Gross--I just barfed.

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But do they come with chewing gum?

Remember “The Man Show” when it didn’t suck? Those were good times

Thanks to Andrew for alerting us to this gem.
Tomorrow something involving an elephant that you won’t believe until you see.

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Meet Butch and Luke, The Bushwackers.

• I have no idea what they’re talking about, but I love watching Butch (left) shake his head the whole time without speaking.



• I am also very pleased by his missing teeth. Did he knock them out for the role?



• I don’t know if you watched professional wrestling back in the day…but these two guys were among the dumbest.



• And no, they weren’t lovers—They were white-trash cousins….um….nevermind.

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I can't tell who's funnier: the landlord or Will's fro. Is that David S.?

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This video is amusing, but rife with commonly held historical innaccuracies. For instance:

1. Myth: George Washington had like 30 goddamn dicks.
   Fact: Historians have argued for thousands of years over the number of dicks George Washington had. By some accounts it was as low as 18, but there are documents claiming the number to be as high as 3,342. Most historians agree that the number is somewhere between 1 and 900 [Rasheed, 675]
   


2. Myth: George Washington fucked the shit out of bears.
   Fact: George Washington never fucked the shit out of any bears. In fact, the bear wasn’t even discovered until 1970 (more than 35 years after George Washington’s fatal car accident) [NYTimes, 3/2/70].
   


3. Myth: George Washington had a Schnauser.
   Fact: Ever since cutting down his fathers cherry tree, George Washington avoided all wood products and dogs [Vonnegut, 84].
   

The only fresh, undisputable fact the writers are privy to is that George Washington rode a crystal horse. Being radioactive, a live horse would have died instantly when he fed the horse its carrots.

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I always wonder who finds the time to make this shit…then I get high and enjoy it.
Who do you root for and why?

If nobody bothers to comment, I am going to create a drawing and then kill it. I’m not bluffing.

P.S. The casualty was a doodle resembling Donald the Duck . He was torn up this morning, Sunday, 4/15/07 at 10 am MST. His death is on your hands.

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This one is long, but evenly peppered with hilarity and can be taken in short doses. Despite my love for StarWars, I can’t help but laugh along while Triumph The Insult Comic Dog takes some batting practice with Star War’s most devoted.

If you haven’t uttered an audible laugh after 3 minuts, just turn it off—your soul is dead.

New Doogie Howser

Posted on Friday, April 6, 2007, 12:01 am, MST-25200

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It is so cute and funny to watch this kid try to communicate something serious to his Dad. While its not right to laugh at your toddler (I hope you're taking notes), you can't blame this guy for cracking up.

It the next scene the toddler gives the baby stitches using a toothpick and floss while the father wets himself.

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A lesson in contrasts

Posted on Tuesday, April 3, 2007, 12:01 am, MST-25200

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Today, 2 videos.  Why? Neither of them on their own are wholly satisfying, though the second one comes close.This is why YouTube might not be so great if copywrite owners get rough.

Exhibit A.  The 2006 YouTube Video Award winner for best COMEDY.

Warning: It is not funny.

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Exhibit B.  3 second clip from the simpsons.

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I rest my case.  Enjoy the rest of your day.

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